Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Total Truth Tuesday (no, it's not what you think!)



I just finished watching Trantasia the other night. It's a documentary that chronicles the "World's Most Beautiful Transsexual" Pageant. I made Thomas watch it with me out of sheer fascination with this whole phenomenon. It was pretty interesting. But, that's not my total truth.

My total truth (besides the fact that I LOVE drag queens) is that I secretly wish I knew a transsexual or transvestite so he/she could teach me how to do my make-up because these chicks were FIERCE! My gosh. They are so beautiful and I feel ashamed that I was born a woman and never learned to look as good as these guys. It's crazy.

Anyways, that's my truth. If I knew a drag queen I would totally invite him/her over once a month for a make-up and hair lesson so I could learn to be as fabulous as these girls.

(By the way, in case you didn't realize it, everyone in that picture was born a male. Crazy, huh?)

3 comments:

Jared said...

Thomas would be pretty cute in drag...

jen said...

I have to say I agree...But, unless he had some major surgery he'd never be able to pull off the swimsuit competition!

tal said...

Whatever! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard—I'd take that swimsuit competition hands down!