Kai-versations: two for the price of one...

Kai: Mom, what will we look like in heaven?

Me: Remember, Kai? In heaven we'll have brand-new bodies. Like our body here, but better!

Kai: Oh, right. Can mine have purple sparkles on it? Pleeeaaassee??

hmmm...I think I'll let her work that one out with God.

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The other day we were the conspicuous family shopping our local Kroger and making more noise than we should have. My kids just can't be quiet in public.

But, finally we had made it to the blessed check-out line. There was relative quiet. Then Kai decided to pretend the little car cart was a real car. And she turned around to her "kids" in the backseat and said forcefully and with true exhaustion in her voice,

"BE QUIET while your father is on the phone! I've about had it with you two today!"

To which everyone in line with us looked knowingly at me. Busted.

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