Friday, March 7, 2008

To the jerk who got away with a hit and run-

Thanks so much for backing into my bumper and taking off. I feel so much better knowing that your kids go to school with mine. I would have thought the parents at this school would have known better than to hit and run but apparently not. I sure hope you're teaching your kids to be more responsible than you are. I will think of you fondly when I am paying to replace my new bumper.

With the utmost love and affection-
The blue minivan parked near you at school

P.S. Just because you can afford a big huge SUV doesn't mean you're qualified to drive one...

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