Sunday, April 27, 2008

Things I've had to say this week...

Get your feet out of the French Fries!

Toilet water is not for drinking.

Yes, you will learn to wipe your own butt!

No, you can't have fireworks for your birthday.

Because I'm the mommy and my stomach is the boss.

Sorry, but you can't marry your daddy.

No, you can't marry your sister either.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

omg, you're like the best most hilarious mom ever.

jen said...

i honestly think saying ridiculous things is every mom's duty. kind of like changing diapers and humiliating your teenagers.